Zoe has a strange sense of humor, sometimes she surprises us with very sarcastic remarks. here are some examples:
1. When I was interviewing this summer I passed some rounds of interviews successfuly, and others I did not do so good at
In particular Nat and I had many conversation about all day Google interview which I thought I didn’t do well on the last couple of rounds and was kind of upset about it. Finally I got some offers and accepted an offer from Microsoft. Microsoft send Zoe a wellcome to Seattle package with some Microsoft toys and a Microsoft hat. I asked Zoe if she wants to wear a Microsoft hat. She looked at me with a sneaky smile, laughed and said:
“No, mom! I want a Google hat!”
2. Zoe really likes penguins she has about 10 different pet penguins of differend size. 2-3 of those are her favorite and she carries them around with her all the time, sleeps with them, feeds them, talks to them, throws them across the room, throws them down from the second floor in the house, etc. One time I asked her why she throws her penguin, he might get hurt! Zoe looked at me in a very condescending way and said: “MOM! He is a fuzzy penguin! He is a TOY! Toys don’t get hurt!” and rolled her eyes.
3. Today Zoe wanted a fresh piece of paper to draw on. I couldn’t find where Nat put the paper. Zoe insisted it was there in the cabinet where I couldn’t find it. Finally I found the paper and exclained “Oh HERE it is!” . Zoe laughed and said “You a a genious, MOM!”